hilarious.

I'd like to say I've had this idea in my head and that it's been trying to get out or some other artsy bullshit. The truth, however, is just that I tried really hard to make myself try to think/feel of something so that I could try to do this. I imagine myself making the same face that I make when I'm trying to take a shit and the shit is just a little too big for my asshole, so it kind of hurts but feels really good... and, when you're done, you're still just left with a piece of shit in a bowl. At the moment, this piece is still kind of dangling... half in the water and just waiting to fall. I have to be really careful when taking these auditory dumps b/c the lady who lives next to me has super hearing and bangs on the wall every time she hears the splash. hmmm... redeeming qualities of this post... there's got to be something.... oh! That's a Modest Mouse poster over top of the computer. I feel bad for subjecting it to such torture... There's a Pearl Jam concert poster on the other wall tho, so I'm not being biased as to which bands get tortured. That issue of Time or whatever it was with Eddie on the cover when he got all pissed off is hanging in that room too. I'm such a fucking dweeb.

Download the floating log in the bowl

The Creative Process going horribly horribly wrong...