Am I Smarter?

I almost finished filling out my application, yesterday, to be on Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader. They asked if I had a myspace or similar internet account. I put www.schmakt.com. I wonder if that will disqualify me immediately. They also asked what was my greatest achievement in life so far. Would it be too presumptuous to say that I was accepted to be on Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? I think it would be, but I can't think of anything else. Here are my options so far:

• I graduated, with Honors, from a shitty high school even tho I had a zero average in my Trig "class."
• I've kept the same job for over 8 years even though I often hate it.
• I'm not dead.

eh. I need to do some work now. Something will hit me when I sleep.