big bands in Charlotte!!

I was watching the news this morning before I left for work, and Tera said something about "the concert tonight." I didn't know what she was talking about, so I checked out Verizon to see what was coming up. Almost every one of my favorite bands is coming through!

• Widespread Panic (Climb to Safety is the best song released in the last 8 years.)
• Widespread Panic (that's right. Twice.)
• Maroon 5 w/ The Counting Crows (oh, Adam, you are so full of heartbreak; I just want to squeeze you.)
• Jonas Brothers w/ Avril Lavigne (Is this show going to be full of soccer moms and their kids? yum.)
• Linkin Park (DJ's + guitars... why didn't someone else think of this earlier??)
• Journey (That little Philippino guy is just so... so Steve.)
• Rascal Flatts (Actually... I can't even think of anything mildly clever. This band just fucking sucks.)
• Stone Temple Pilots (parking lot? drugs? Scott, you'd better still be crazy... Velvet Revolver was terrible.)
• John Mayer (what's not to love? I think his head's as big as his ex-girlfriend's boobs and TMZ loves him!)
• Kenny Chesney (Admittedly, I don't know anything about him, but you have GOT to be cool if you're a dude and both of your names end in "y.")
• Brooks and Dunn (My booty hasn't been scooted in far too long. C'mon, Kicks, let's see how it's done! ahhh... what would high school have been like w/o these guys? Terrible, I tell you. Terrible.)
• 3 Doors Down (poor Jimmy Olsen. This is the band the Spin Doctors only wished they could be.)
• Martina McBride (ok... so, again... I have no idea what this person does. But you just know she's hot. Southern-country hot. Like Dolly Parton.)

And in real news, I got tickets to see Of Montreal in October.
No, they're not coming to Charlotte. Don't be silly.