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Britney and Dale, sitting in a tree. S-U-C-K-I-N-G yay. first post of the year. Patrick Bell still owes me $500 from September, and he's not answering my phone calls. If you see him, punch him in the face. Risk 2210 A.D. is amazing. Totally worth getting. My Magic sale is going half-way decent, but I still have a LOT of old Beta stuff and even more new stuff left for sale. Check out my trade page. It's been updated a LOT (if you're not using Internet Explorer 3.0 or above, you'll have problems with it). I'll be putting up the 2nd disc to the Raleigh CIF show this month as well, so check back later this week, and hopefully I'll have it done. They're plaiying in Charlotte on Saturday. I'll be there. Find me. Say hi. Slam dance. Britney Spears has made a poor decision to be taking so much "Britney time." Noone is going to remember her when/if she comes back. Her music is ass, and people only liked cuz she's a slut (bong...). The only way she can hope to make a comeback is to make a dirrrrrtier version of "Dirrty." Of course, maybe we'll all actually be tired of looking at fake chicks on tv by then anyway, in which case, she's totally screwed. Oh well. Autumn Goodbye and good riddance. Speaking of chicks, Avril was on SNL last night. She really needs to work on her live performances. Her voice rocks the album, but then the live performances are just totally ho-hum. And what's with the band? I thought she could play guitar? Come on, Avril, do something real, and don't suck like everyone else who's famous these days. Like, say, Jeff Gordon. The last thing I wanted to see was an SNL hosted by a dumbass NASCAR driver. I HATE NASCAR. Dumb "sport" is just a waste of space and resources. It pollutes like nothing else, and no one watches it for whatever sport value it may have - it's all just to get drunk and see someone crash. AND it's hell to actually go anywhere around here when there's a race thanks to all the dumbasses driving around trying to find the race track and not knowing where they're going. At least Dick Petty never actually ran for governor here. He probably would have won. Stand tall, North Carolina and quit naming major highways after lame racecar drivers who got hit by someone behind them and ran into a wall. Intimidator my ass.